Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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