She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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