Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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