I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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