I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
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I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
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It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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