The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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