Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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