So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I need a beard to bite.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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