sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
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