you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
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My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
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It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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