seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
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it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
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I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
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I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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