just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize
