return my video game
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Randomize