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• (209): View more from California

  Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...

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  I see you've learned your lesson.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.

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• (863): View more from Florida

  We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  My booty call just moved 2 min from my house

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  This has pregnancy written all over it

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  Our relationship needs a sober moment

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  I'll call you when that happens

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.

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  Congrats, you're all grown up now.

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  I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY

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• (360): View more from Washington

  You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up

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