I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.