Where did you get a picture of my penis
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
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Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
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That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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