just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
