wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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