i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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