didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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