So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
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oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
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The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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