is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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