she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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