I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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