Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
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Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
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Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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