you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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