I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
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she said she was living bicuriously through me.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
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MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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