My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
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he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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