One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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