he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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