i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
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so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
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isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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