well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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