Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
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Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
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Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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