a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
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Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
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Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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