Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
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She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
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i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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