Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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