Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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