yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
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He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
you never un-have a 4some
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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