community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
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next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
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We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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