Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
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his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
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because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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