Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
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She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
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Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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