Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
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She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
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Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
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