He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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