Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
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If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
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I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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