Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I'm determined to sit on that face.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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