i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
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His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
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I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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