That's when you crack a 10am beer
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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