I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Randomize
