you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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