too bad you live with your parents still
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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