Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
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It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
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I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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