We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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