That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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