Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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